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Wutzizname's stream of consciousness
Where I say things not listed on the other page.
It's not happening for a shot to the joolz...
that poor fucker...
that poor fucker...
Got this from my favorite Rambling Redhead in NYC:
Five snacks I shouldn't enjoy:
Apple Paah
Pumpkin Paah
Sweet Potato Paah
Lemon Meringue Paah
Mincemeat Paah
(Gaht dangit, I love me some PAAH!!)
Five snacks I do enjoy:
Nachos (Chicken or Steak from NACHO MAMAS!!!)
Granola Bars (Oats n' Honey and Maple Brown Sugar)
Chips and Salsa with lime wedges. You're simply not doing it right if you don't have the lime wedges.
Strawberry pop-tarts, unfrosted, with a thin layer of butter on top. Lawuhd Geezus...
Oatmeal and Raisin Cookies here at work on Wednesdays!!
Five things I would do if I were a billionaire:
Buy houses, including paying off my familys' houses (Mine, Mom's, Grandparents' Brothers') and three houses in the most popular markets for real estate on this coast, then charge competitively for rent. Also, I'd buy the house where I'm renting.
Pay off my debt, and bring my roommates (and my tenant) current.
Buy Seven tastefully-chosen lingerie outfits for an ex-girlfriend (all her favorite colors and styles) in cash, and have them sent to her job, anonymously, so when she calls to thank her Boyfriend/Fiance/Husband for the 'amazing gift', he freaks the phuck out.
Take 20 of my closest friends to Vegas for a week. Yes friends, we're staying in the Luxor.
Finance a film/animation studio with a fellow artist I've known since we were kids and see our life's dreams finally come true!!!
Five (non-academic) jobs that I have had:
Dishwasher at a Chinese food restaraunt
Lot attendant at a Car Dealership
Bouncer at Gentleman's club.
Manager of the Game Keeper in Owings Mills.
Computer attendant at Bell Atlantic, working the midnight shift.
Five habits:
Working out amusing skits for potential scripts out loud. To myself. Looks kinda schizo.
Pacing when brainstorming.
Starting and not finishing many creative pet projects.
Five places I have lived:
Fort Dix, NJ
Randallstown, MD.
Timonium, MD
Forest Park, Baltimore, MD.
Patterson Park, Baltimore, MD.
Five people I want to get to know better
Rachel True
Sade
Alexis Silver
Mason Storm
Your Mom
We'd just play Scrabble. Honestly :)
...wait...did I read that last one in the wrong context?
I found this, and had to share it.
32 years old.
Thirty-two years old.
At this point in time, Halle is 41 years old.
Ever since the 12th grade, when I saw her in Strictly Business, and then the Last Boy Scout, I thought,'Damn...now that's a beautiful woman.'
Don't get me wrong. I'm happy for her, and her achievements, I'm glad she finally decided to bear a child, and I'm sure the three of them are going to be a wonderful family.
But another of my boyhood fantasies has just death-rattled.
I mean, after being simply BAFFLED by the behavior of Dave Justice, AND Eric Benet, the whole thing seemed so much larger than life to me, and I didn't pay enough attention to the details of those involved, and the fantasy shrunk off into my subconscious.
...until I heard of the age of the Father.
Thirty-two gaddamned years old.
That's two years younger than me.
That means that if I could have stayed in film, and made it in the biz that that boyhood fantasy from 12th grade could have come true.
THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!!
I COULD HAVE BEEN HALLE'S BABY DADDY!!!
:: Continued blithering ::
I'm sure you all are saying it with me fellas, when I say 'Congratulations, you son of a bitch.'
Dammit, it could have been me...
...at least that's what I keep telling myself.
Well, there you have it...closure...
I'm sorry, I need lots of liquor now...
...and sit-ups. Lots of sit-ups...
Thirty-two years old.
At this point in time, Halle is 41 years old.
Ever since the 12th grade, when I saw her in Strictly Business, and then the Last Boy Scout, I thought,'Damn...now that's a beautiful woman.'
Don't get me wrong. I'm happy for her, and her achievements, I'm glad she finally decided to bear a child, and I'm sure the three of them are going to be a wonderful family.
But another of my boyhood fantasies has just death-rattled.
I mean, after being simply BAFFLED by the behavior of Dave Justice, AND Eric Benet, the whole thing seemed so much larger than life to me, and I didn't pay enough attention to the details of those involved, and the fantasy shrunk off into my subconscious.
...until I heard of the age of the Father.
Thirty-two gaddamned years old.
That's two years younger than me.
That means that if I could have stayed in film, and made it in the biz that that boyhood fantasy from 12th grade could have come true.
THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!!
I COULD HAVE BEEN HALLE'S BABY DADDY!!!
:: Continued blithering ::
I'm sure you all are saying it with me fellas, when I say 'Congratulations, you son of a bitch.'
Dammit, it could have been me...
...at least that's what I keep telling myself.
Well, there you have it...closure...
I'm sorry, I need lots of liquor now...
...and sit-ups. Lots of sit-ups...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3511901.ece
"It was just a flesh wound, really..."
Reminde me of the army joke that ends with the punchline 'Don't fuck with uncle Ted when he's been drinking.'
"It was just a flesh wound, really..."
Reminde me of the army joke that ends with the punchline 'Don't fuck with uncle Ted when he's been drinking.'
...That was Jeff Bridges with a shaven head!!!
http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/02/28/another-full-iron-man-trailer-launches-holy-sht/
So...the development shots look impressive. Character development, I mean. It seems to have potential that outpaces Ghost Rider (haahaaaaahhhahhkahahahahakkkhh... ) and it doesn't look as crammed full of opposing characters and appearances as Spider-Man 3.
...I'd have done a better Rhodie, though :)
http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/02/28/another-full-iron-man-trailer-launches-holy-sht/
So...the development shots look impressive. Character development, I mean. It seems to have potential that outpaces Ghost Rider (haahaaaaahhhahhkahahahahakkkhh...
...I'd have done a better Rhodie, though :)
Dammit, Eddie, come to Baltimore!!!
...or at least DC...
Oh...laugh, Dammit!!....